RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.
I didn’t even try to scroll past this
Via that everything I wished for, will never come true
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union
We’re good at this.
the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us
So I reached the point with Russet today where we discussed boundaries. And lets just say. Kid’s got game. Like relationship game. Now don’t get me wrong. I don’t expect ANY very long term commitment with this guy. Like i’m not trying to get set to marry him. He’s most likely not the “long term guy”. Considering he wants to go into the military so he’s gonna be living a solitary life and i’m intending to go to medical school. But he’s a damn good start. Like I could do some months with him maybe even longer or even just a few.
So, what’s russet like? And why am i so excited? Russet is. Stable. He’s nothing like my exes. Physically, he’s white. Russet redish brown hair. That’s why dear followers I call him Russet. He’s not super tall. 5’10 i believe. Ugh he works out so he’s hella fit. but not like dudebro muscles just. got some tone under the fluff. I uh christ shit. I like his chest hair. I used to think chest hair was gross. Oh holy hell was i wrong. It’s so soft and. Shit yeah I like it. Um i’ve found out i’m talkative when I make out. And he’s also really receptive to the “tone it down you’re eating my face” vibe. And finally, and most importantly. He called it out early and set boundaries. Like yes like sexual boundaries. And honestly. He’s comfortable with the fact that i’m a virgin. He acknowledges that yes he finds me very attractive and he would totally love to get more intimate with me but he doesn’t wanna push me where I don’t want to go. I told him that i don’t think i’m willing to have sex with someone unless we’re in a commited relationship. We said that we would take it as it goes and if i’m uncomfortable he’s not gonna push it. That being said.
fuck do i enjoy making out with him or what. I mean yeah it can get a little bland in spots and in other’s its really hot but its like. I both enjoy his intellectual company and his physical company and. God he’s so hot. and In control. and he lets me be on top and I love being on top. and i also like being on bottom and he kinda lets me shift around. and he’s so focused on me. and….. I gave him a boner. Like i felt that shit under me. god damn i’m not gonna be suprized if he went home to wank that shit out. it uh. christ. idk if it is but i was sorta sitting on it and well. It seems… Big. you know. Oh lord. Oh my god…..
So anyway. and the reason why I don’t think he thinks i’m a booty call is because he offered to make me dinner on a rooftop. Like he wants to have a rooftop picnic with me. I mean it’s a pro that he thinks i’m hot. It’s a pro that he’s into me. It’s a pro that i’m into him. But his character really seals the likes on this guy.
It’s times like these that I get really happy that I learned to figure out who i am last year. I learned how to be assertive and put up boundaries. Sometimes i want to hunt down my therapist and just hug her. I wish she hadn’t moved :/
And finally, a few parting words from Frodo:
realest shit ever.
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